NEW PLAY - On The Rocks, the new comedy by Andrew Thomas and Colin Shelbourn, was performed at The Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal.

I am continuing a general blog for the Westmorland Gazette. This appears approximately whenever I feel like getting on my soapbox about something ... which is usually about every three weeks (more often if I haven't found anywhere to park recently).

The Busy Body has now gone into a Czech edition, which means the Elvis joke makes even less sense. However, the gag would work extraordinarily well in an American edition (hint to US publishers browsing this page).

The UK edition is currently being revised and will be reissued under a new title, The Well-Tuned Body..

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